The Infomercial

Okay..

So, I'm thinking.. An infomercial in which a man is contacted by the mob to let him know that they've taken his dog, sister and kidney as ransom and he has to buy them back (infomercial style).

I thought this up while standing in front of my mirror, thinking about parodying adverts and such. I soon found myself screaming "Remember your left kidney? WE STOLE THAT TOO!!", shortly followed by "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD". I then realized that not only was my window open, but my neighbour and a handful of her friends were all in their garden. A good start.